Quotables ~ Funny

“There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?” — Dick Cavett

“Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.” — Confucius

I love humanity, it’s people I don’t like. — Charles Schulz

“Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.” — F. P. Jones

“Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don’t.” — Lord Raglan

All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it. — Lord Mancroft, The Observer, 1967

“Please forgive me for not writing sooner. I’ve been so busy not writing to other people that I couldn’t get around to not writing you in time.” — Groucho Marx

“I’m not overweight, I’m just nine inches too short.” — Shelley Winters

“For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.” — Harrison’s postulate

“Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.” — Ernie Kovacs

“I worry that the person who thought up Muzak is busy thinking up something else.” — Lily Tomlin

About Beth Terry

Beth Terry, CSP, is a speaker, coach, writer and cowgirl. Her audiences are from around the world: she has spoken to almost half a million people in 6 countries. Her passion is watching the "popcorn popper" go off in people's heads when they 'get it.'

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