Quotables ~ Funny
“There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?” – Dick Cavett
“Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.” – Confucius
I love humanity, it’s people I don’t like. – Charles Schulz
“Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.” – F. P. Jones
“Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don’t.” – Lord Raglan
All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it. – Lord Mancroft, The Observer, 1967
“Please forgive me for not writing sooner. I’ve been so busy not writing to other people that I couldn’t get around to not writing you in time.” – Groucho Marx
“I’m not overweight, I’m just nine inches too short.” – Shelley Winters
“For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.” – Harrison’s postulate
“Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.” – Ernie Kovacs
“I worry that the person who thought up Muzak is busy thinking up something else.” – Lily Tomlin
